Reviews Taco Bell

This bell signals tacos for sale and for Eatin'. Well, kinda for eating but with the miniscule portions of beef, the 14 shreds of chz piled down yonder in one corner it's just kind of a long shot to call that 'eating'. No one, and I again repeat, NO ONE, and I shall repeat, NOOOOO OOOOONNNEEEEE, will ring that freaking bell louder for all the masses to not just come & get some cheap food on the run, no I will ring that Mexican liberty bell with a purpose not seen since Pizza the Hut cracked the American one. This shall signal a new day in taco ingredient portion size, and that size shall be tasty as all heck unlike the mood repressing Soylent-similar offerings at that place named after some Jon from South Dakota that wouldn't know a tasty offering if it was, um, actually offered to him by a lovos nun wearing only a warm soft shell that reminds all who gaze upon this vision of yum that could only have been created by a diety on an empty stomach...a Pancho Diety, if you will, cuz I did. This yummy vision of taco hope gazed upon by all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, each and every one hungry as all heck and about ready to do anything for such heavenly taco bliss needed to just take a breath, proselytize to some lost TJ souls that aren't even allowed to buy or sell Mexican fiesta food for fun & fancy unless they gots the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name or the blah blah blasphemy. Numero was his name-O!!! This calls for wisdom: let the one who is hungriest calculate the number of the beast, and this number was a price... A cost of a Bell competitors non dollar menu, over iced sodas, staff who probably fart over, under and around the subpar beastial offerings and this meal costed $12.79. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Yes. Spendy and gross too. What's not to get as excited as a last days Christian about that? spose you want an answer... Taco 🔔 is more fairly priced, better tasting, needs to improve portion size, a simple fix, and seem to attract a very limited number of refried reborn irrationally reverent penitent poopers praying for relief on the pot all cuz they chose wrong.