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The best the Keys has to offer! We go there on the regular for the sushi. I don’t know where they get their fish or why it’s so warm when you get it, but man it tastes almost like blue cheese that’s been warmed in your car all day. They’re super green because they use old phone books to hold the bar
Not a bad spot. Watch out for the locals though because it is common for them to try setting you up with the cops and a guy sitting at the bar threatened to do that to me so I had to move my seat, chug my beer and leave.
Other than that, I liked the joint and there is boat parking right there.
I'm giving PP 5 stars because it's the last of a dying breed. When tourists ask " where do the locals go?" This is it! A real local bar. Unlike the discovered Green Parrot that pretends to be a local bar these days.
You want to meet real people? This is the place.
Best dive bar my wife and I have ever been to, so treat yourself if that's your scene. One close glance at the building would scare many away. But the bartender that we had was friendly, attentive, and a good conversationalist. The beers are cold and cheap. Great place if you want to hang out with s
Very cool hole in the wall dive bar. Worth the stop.
Could smell the inside before I even got out of the car. bar was incredibly sticky, bathrooms absolute disaster and flooded with piss. TEN OUT OF TEN!!!!!!!!!!! Best dive bar I've ever been to!!!! Highly recommend.
Pretty great dive bar. Both bartenders are super sweet, very personable and fun to talk with. Selection is pretty bar bones but so are the prices, maybe the cheapest place I've been to down here. They have pool and darts and it's a pretty great place for a low key drink. Expect cigarette smoke.
After you've spent thousands drinking, eating and fishing in absolute paradise. Do yourself a favor and spend your last 100 bucks buying rounds for the boys here. Only one person got arrested that night! Bring bug spray.
Love this Place!
It's a must Stop, if you like a good laid back dive bar 🍸
-if you're not too upity
This is the dive bar champion!
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