Imagine .. you’re excited , you just order dominos pizza .. a 4 cheese pizza .. it looked so perfect in the pictures .. like a long-lost love that sent you letters every day ...
you wait .. you wait .. you wait some more and turn on the tv . It’s a show about super heroes who love pizza . You smirk knowing you too are getting a pizza , however you’re 3 episodes in and keep seeing those hero’s talk about pizza , eat pizza , and even .. save pizza . You’re hungry , it’s been an hour and a half and you’re pizza still isn’t here , so you call only for you’re dominos to tell you “ oh we didn’t have the salad you bought do you want another one “ sure sure you say .. just hurry with my food . 15 more minutes.. 15 minutes of you waiting pacing .. praying to god you don’t see anymore pizza on tv .. than you get a timid knock on you’re door , rushing to open it you greet the man with a smile . Handing him a mixture of tens and ones you take you’re pizza put it on the counter walking over to hand him a tip you discover he is already gone ... odd you think . He sure did leave fast .. I wonder why my pizza took so long to get here then ... you walk over to the box carefully opening it only t discover you’re local dominos wanted you to hate pizza..
The pizza .. looking like a mixture of Katy perry modern music and Deadpool’s face . You’re heart is breaking as you waited an hour and fort-five minutes for a pizza colder than Cersei’s heart .
You call the manager and kindly ask why you’re pizza looks like a hybrid of A 3 month Cheeto and a drug addicted Lindsey Lohan... he assures you the pizza is fresh .. but you know better .. you know that pizzas typically aren’t harder than a brick house , or that cheese can not just be pulled off n unable to break ...
So you take the pizza back ..you get a refund , but only after the manager even though he tells you the pizza is burnt .. laughs at you . Because how dare you pay for something and expect it to be of good quality .
You email dominos to tell them about you’re experience with pictures of the grossly offensive pizza asking why their managers are allowed to customers they are idiots for bringing back an inedible pizza ,
No response .
So you become A pizza hut only gal, Pizza hut embraces you and loves you like a mother bird to her baby , they give you Pizza so fresh that you swear it has an award winning Album.
This Pizza Hut will never hurt you .... It's the Tom Hiddleston of pizza places shaking its head at Dominos.
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