Only street parking available
Plenty of seating inside and outside
$10 cover to watch UFC
Sat outside to hang with friends and watch soccer
Service were friendly
Food was ok
Ordered BBQ pulled pork nachos and most of the pulled pork was fatty so worked to find the meat🙂
Asked for a printed receipt but never received
Great place to watch sports on tv as there were plenty of large screens inside and out
Had an excellent time at the satellite tavern. Jesse Dean and Mackenzie Kimmel provided outstanding service. Super friendly and fun to be around. Great drinks, food was awesome, reasonably priced, and a great place to hang out. Had a super good time. Thanks again Jesse and Mackenzie
Came in here a couple weeks ago after we arrived in town. The bartender was a young girl, i didn't catch her name, but she was really nice and made us feel very welcome. We had a couple questions and she was really helpful with everything.
Sadly we showed up on a “Game Night menu “ day.
We were stuck with enjoying great smash burgers and awesome rosemary fries.
LOVE THIS PLACE
For sport viewing, I love what they have done with this space. A lot of outdoor seating and outdoor tv's. On the day of the UO/CU game, they were ready and we received excellent service. However, my scramble was $23 and included very overdone tater tots. I'm sure the next thing I order could be great, but $23 was too much, even for Portland.
Wow! Looking for a place that was cool inside ( cool A/C ) really friendly staff, awesome lady DJ, mixing the best tunes from old to new outside on their patio with a grassy area too! Tons of Big Screen TVS inside and outside, to watch sports ( Yes all sports and football fans, that includes us) Attentive staff, affordable tall boys and decent priced drinks. Open 7 days a week with brunch specials on the weekends including Bloody Mary’s and Specialty cocktails! My new go to spot on the North side. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Great outdoor space. Perfect patio with 8 TVs. They also turn the sound on for big games. BUT they need to hire more staff. We had 1 server taking orders for all 80 people sitting outside during the NBA Finals. And it looked like the kitchen was running food to tables. They are going to burn these poor people out. The owner needs to hire more people!
I had a really good time, the food was good and the band was terrific.
We went for Dumplings Week and enjoyed the traditional Chicken and Dumpling as a starter. Rich broth and tatsy smoked chicken with tender veg. Very nice. We brunched also and the food was a little spottier here. The poached egg was hard yolked. The French Toast a little soggy, but everything was tasty.
Best bar in the North!!! All the staff are the best and they are a great spot to bring this community together.
Updated review - they changed the hours and now they don’t open until late afternoon. Management, PLEASE RECONSIDER. This is a hub for the community and these hours were an awful decision. Respectfully.
I love the people here, and the food has improved in recent years. That being said, it's one of those weird bars that takes "sports bar" way too seriously.
The FRIES! They were perfect, got them with chili and cheese for a hefty meal. Absolutely perfectly crisp, even under the toppings, and the seasoning was on point.
The staff is the BEST and I love watching games there. The staff and management go above and beyond. Make sure you get a jello shot!!
They have multiple big screen tvs and a nice patio section.
This place has an amazing atmosphere. The workers were very helpful and super efficient with being on top of their work. While continuing to make the experience feel inviting and personable. The other patrons seemed to all be nice and inviting as well. We ended up having dinner, and the food was quick, hot, and tasted fresh. The drinks were on point. They came out just say I would expect my drink to taste. The service was outstanding. I never felt as if I wasn't taken care of. I would recommend this place to other's.
Thank you for such an amazing experience. I had a wonderful time at your establishment.
I love Patton Maryland! I live across the street and typically order to go. Everyone is always super friendly. Love the vibe, atmosphere and food. I usually order the salad topped with chicken and pork and a side of grits. So good every time.
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