I'm not exactly a poet, but I am patient. I've waited more than a year to write this review. I wanted to make sure this place was real before I properly endorsed it. Kuma Sushi +Saki is like a wet dream wrapped in the best orgasm you've ever had that rides in on a unicorn. I don't know how else to describe it. Why did I wait so long to write this? San Francisco can be a tough place to make a living. I've tried to scrape, I've tried to save money (it's not that expensive to eat here) to visit Kuma Sushi + Saki again, but instead I just went for it. My landlord is going to be pissed. I'm sitting at the sushi bar now and I'm compelled to gush prose under the spell of Kuma Sushi + Saki. When I thought the food and ambience couldn't be better, a delicate apparition wearing all white, black boots and dangling silver earrings sat down next to me. She ordered a chardonnay and Uni. That's right, she single handedly transformed white wine and the gooey yummy stuff into something that will replace apple juice, Vienna sauges and saltine crackers as school snacks someday. Back to Kuma Sushi + Saki. This place and food are magical. If you live in San Francisco or are visiting our beautiful city this is date night. This is relaxed romance and beautiful amazing food prepared by unassuming brilliant artists.